| If I said you had a good body would you hold it against me? |
| Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me. |
| Did you hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven? |
| Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect! |
| Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day. |
| Hold out hand: “Hey I’m going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?” |
| I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.” |
| Are you a cake, “Because I want a piece of that.” |
| Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest. |
| If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one! |
| Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you. |
| I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me. |
| On a scale of to 10, you’re a and I’m the you lack. |
| Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you. |
| Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout! |
| Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine? |
| I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen. |
| Your phone has GPS, right? Because I’m totally going to get lost in those *insert color* eyes. |
| Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel? |
| Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? |
| Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty. |
| Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you. |
| Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend. |
| Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material? |
| They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. |
| You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? |
| Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart. |
| Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? |
| For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on. |
| Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel. |
| Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute. |
| Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. |
| What’s a smart, attractive man like myself doing without your phone number? |
| I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? |
| I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart? |
| I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did. |
| Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you. |
| Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for. |
| Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day. |
| Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number. |
| Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off? |
| Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless. |
| Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see! |
| I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art. |
| I’m not stalking you, I’m doing research! |
| If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together. |
| I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it. |
| Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? |
| Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again? |
| You’re so sweet you must be made out of chocolate. |
| I’m not good at holding conversations can I hold your hand instead |
| If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents. |
| Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection. |
| Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me. |
| Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material! |
| If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine! |
| Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again? |
| I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them? |
| I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? |
| Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you! |
| Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me! |
| I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen. |
| Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me! |
| I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away! |
| If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar! |
| Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get! |
| Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea. |
| If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous. |
| Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. |
| Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off? |
| Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest! |
| I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is! |
| Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie! |
| You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business! |
| I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y. |
| I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped. |
| If I had to rate you from to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the you’re missing. |
| You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that. |
| You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest. |
| I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply. |
| If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? |
| If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun! |
| Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for. |
| Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey. |
| There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you. |
| Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See. |
| You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more. |
| My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money? |
| Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? |
| Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams. |
| You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight! |
| I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out! |
| If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber! |
| I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it. |
| Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Cause you are CuTe. |
| Are you an object with mass? Cuz i feel an attractive force around you. |
| Girl are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world! |
| I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me. |
| Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? |
| Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea! |
| Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back! |
| If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute cumber. |
| Is summer over? Because I’m about to “fall” for you! |
| There’s a massive clothes sale in my bedroom – everything is 100% offI lost my number…can I have yours? |
| Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY. |
| I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever. |
| Is your name google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for. |
| Are you an onion cos I want to remove your layers. |
| Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you. |
| I’m glad I brought my library card because I’m checking you out. |
| You don’t need keys to drive me crazy. |
| Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material? |
| Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together. |
| Are those mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them! |
| I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine was just stolen. |
| Are those space pants? Because your butt looks out of this world. |
| Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da-balm. |
| Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes. |
| Do you have a bandaid? Cause I hurt my knee falling for you! |
| Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die. |
| Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless. |
| We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair. |
| This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate. |
| Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven. |
| I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete. |
| Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a sweet ass. |
| We’re you born a mermaid, because you were a mermaid for me. |
| Your hand looks heavy; can I hold it for you? |
| Is your name honey? Cuz I’d love to drizzle you on my bland day. |
| Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite. |
| I’m finding it really hard to breathe. U just keep on taking my breath away. |
| Have you got the time… I’ve got the time if you’ve got the place! |
| Are you glitter because you add sparkle to my life? |
| Are you sitting on the Fkey? ‘Cause your ass is refreshing! |
| Let’s commit the perfect crime- I’ll steal your heart, you steal mine. |
| Do you wanna grab a coffee because I like you a latte? |
| Hello! I guess you are looking for Mr. Right. Well, that’s me! |
| My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you? |
| How does it feel to be so gorgeous? |
| What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room? |
| If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine. |
| Do you know what’s on today’s menu? It’s Me ‘n’ U. |
| Are you a doctor? Because my heart beats faster when I see you. |
| Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications. |
| Are you Space Shuttle Challenger? Cause I want to explode inside of you. |
| Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are! |
| Let me tie your shoes, because I don’t want you falling for anyone else. |
| I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? |
| Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids. |
| Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? |
| I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. |
| Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now? |
| Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you. |
| Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. |
| Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea! |
| I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever. |
| Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. |
| Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you. |
| Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only! |
| Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious! |
| Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend. |
| I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart. |
| I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? |
| Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm! |
| I’m not staring at your b00bs. I’m staring at your heart. |
| Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist? |
| I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead. |
| Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror) |
| I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU. |
| I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. |
| Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? |
| There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on! |
| Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you? |
| Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me. |
| Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. |
| You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry. |
| Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me? |
| Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together. |
| If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion |
| If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine. |
| If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand. |
| Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged! |
| I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen |
| Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together. |
| I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U? |
| Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more. |
| If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple! |
| Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling |
| If we fight, I think you would be the one giving the final blow. |
